Archive for March 11th, 2007

11
Mar
07

If I Only Had a Brain…

Without a doubt, the Wizard of Oz is one of my favorite movies and I could probably sing along every song in the movie and dance my way along the yellow brick road along with the scarecrow, the tin man and the cowardly lion. Today, as I watched the scarecrow wistfully wisting about a brain, all I could think of was Bush and his no-braining so I took the song with a blatant disregard for any and all patents and copyrights and turned it into something… No way near the quality of work by The Olive Ream but my straw processes only so far…

If I Only Had a Brain (Inspired by the song of the same title in the Wizard of Oz)

I could ‘splain away iraq
Split iran’s back
While i look for more
And my butt would be swinging
And my foot would be tapping
If I only had a brain

I’d do away Laden
Al-Qaeda a-leaven
Any one who’s a pain

(Advisors)
With the missiles that you got
You’d know what you shot
If you only had a brain

(Bush)
Oh i would tell you why
Thinking’s such a chore
Talkin’ to those who keep the score
God, meetings are such a bore

I would not be just a general
Knowing as much as a kernel
My head all full of oil
I would war without a worry
Life would be ding-a-merry
I only had a brain




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