Blogword No. 26: Annoy

As annoying as it is to revert to this, my mindset at present can only process limited quantities of amusement and fun things to do. Therefore, for your reading annoyance… I present some of my favourite annoy-curances…:

Part I:

Edmund BlackAdder: “I want to be young and wild. Then I want to be middle-aged and rich. And then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I’m deaf.”

BlackAdder III

Part II:

Edmund BlackAdder: “Get me a chisel and some marble, will you, Baldrick?”

Lt. George: “Oh, you taking up sculpture now, sir?”

Edmund BlackAdder: “No, I thought I’d get my headstone done.”

Lt. George: “What are you going to put on it?”

Edmund BlackAdder: “‘Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he’s bloody annoyed.’”

Black Adder Goes Fourth

Part III:

Limericks:
Annoy by David:

A seamstress was paid to embroider

For clients, who often annoyed her.

She would stick vicious stitches

Straight into those bitches,

So only the thick-skinned employed her.

Part IV:

Interruptions

“We interrupt this program to annoy you and generally irritate you.”

Adrian Voiceover, BBC Announcer

Monty Python’s Flying Circus: Monty Python’s Guide to Life