Wednesday Wanderers: Invent-a-Word

I have strange days… All I can remember at this time when it is ’saarhe gyarah bajne mein tees minute’, I try to analyze all the orders that lead me to disorders… Bear with me!

Am beset by bouts of Americstanism which means my students and those not my students are faced by a phenomenon of such amazing ego and Imperialistic tendencies and of such over-amazing eloquence in expression of rambalization that they are stupefied as how to handle it, even more so than usual.

Whereby end up in a bug-ness bout with a poor knightness in shining scrawny armor

On other days face the unenviable task of trying to close my eyes when suffering insomniaciousness, these days usually as a consequence of flunk-a-phobia which is a consequence of overstuffopomus of researchitus and maxum examamous!

The treatment for the malady has to be a dose of sheer, absolute, no taxing on brain mushness… In the form of all those paperbacks with simpering, silly female heroines who break a nail while brushing their hair and the brawny, rich, hunks of manhood that rush to their rescue with a pack of synthetic nails and adhesive in hand which end appropriately with the smooches to end all smooches… and a canola feed of chocolatalium lotsus in mint, milk and dark.

Which of course lead me to dilectio-nighto-luna… a very serious ailment symptomized by lyin awake at night due to a fascination, a passion for the night and the moon (or simply unable to sleep because of the overdose of caffeine)… But going by that I do suffer varying degrees of season-delecto in all ‘mausam-aat’ of rain, hail, sunshine and snow; of wind and bluster and thunder and lightening..

Also have unregulated, unmonitored spates of Dilbert-ism, Garfield-ism, Snoopy-ness, Pooh-ishness and even Jugheadousness…

But there are days of feeling warm, and comfy and happy and almost childhood blanky-ish secure like the beginning of the week; with people remembering my budha-day making me feel all yum yum inside; a feeling that can only be summed up as cookie-doughness complete with the chocolate chips!